Category: Funny Poems for Kids

Funny Poems for Kids for Reading, Learning, Printing

One Owl

One Owl

by Olena Ivanitska    One Owl was perching on a branch, When it remembered about lunch. Lifted the wings and flew to a ranch!©        

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat

by Edward Lear (1812—1888)    The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea In a beautiful pea-green boat: They took some honey, and plenty of money Wrapped up in a five-pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a small guitar, “0 lovely Pussy, 0 Pussy, my love, What a …

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Mr. Owl

  Late at night when you’re in bed, Mr Owl perks up his head. He looks left and he looks right, In the dark all through the night. Hear him hoot when you’re in bed, When Mr Owl perks up his head.       **** Short rhyme for kids from the first year, Learn …

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There was an owl

Poems for Kids Owl

    There was an owl who lived in an oak. The more he heard, the less he spoke; the less he spoke, the more he heard- We all should be like that wise old bird.     **** Rhyme for kids from the first year, Learn count, learn English, play and have fun. First …

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Five Little Owls

5 little owls, On a branch by the shore, 1 fell off, Then there were 4. 4 little owls, High in a tree, The wind blew hard, Then there were 3. 3 little owls, None of them knew, A raven took one, Then there were 2. 2 little owls, Sitting in the sun, A raccoon …

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Tumbling

by Anonymous (near 1745)   In jumping and tumbling We spend the whole day, Till night by arriving Has finished our play. What then? One and all, There’s no more to be said, As we tumbled all day, So we tumble to bed.   *** Funny Poem for Kids by unknown author for reading with …

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Two Little Kittens

by Anonymous (near 1880) Two little kittens, one stormy night, Began to quarrel, and then to fight; One had a mouse, the other had none, And that’s the way the quarrel begun. “I’ll have that mouse,” said the biggest cat; “You’ll have that mouse? We’ll see about that!” “I will have that mouse,” said the …

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Father William

by Lewis Carroll    “You are old, Father William,” the young man said, “And your hair has become very white; And yet you incessantly stand on your head— Do you think, at your age, it is right?” “In my youth,” Father William replied to his son, “I feared it might injure the brain; But now …

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Jabberwocky

 by Lewis Carroll   ‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. ‘Beware the Jabberwock, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!’ He took his vorpal sword in …

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Jack and Jill went up the hill

by Lewis Carroll  Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water; Jack fell down and broke his crown, And Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, As fast as he could caper, To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob With vinegar and brown paper.   …

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